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Teaching Obedience, Not Algebra
by
Crispin Sartwell,
August 2002
Theres no such thing as public education. Education happens to exactly one
person at a time. There are some things that you just have to do by
yourself. Even if Im your teacher, you cant have my education; your
education is a private task that is given to yourself.
The education of someone or everyone else doesnt add a single item to your
stock of knowledge.
And theres no such thing as compulsory education. Education is something
that each of us gives to ourselves or allows others to give us. Otherwise we
call it indoctrination or assault; we dont call it knowledge.
In my sons elementary school, there is a slogan plastered on the walls:
Have the courage to stand up for what you believe.
No one actually sees it: Its a form of wallpaper. Its not intended to
communicate information but to sweeten our day with words so often repeated
that no ones brain gets any traction on them anymore. They are nothing more
than a set of high-sounding nonsense syllables.
Besides that, it is utterly dishonest. The people who put up that sign want
anything, everything, except for your child to have the courage to stand up
for what he believes.
The reason my son, Vince, and I were in the school in the first place was
that Vince had refused to take a test. He sat there quietly but simply
refused to make any marks on the paper, although he thought the test was
easy.
Asked why, Vince said that the material was stupid, and that it was exactly
the same thing he had been learning in health for the last several years:
how to make decisions, how to deal with stress, et cetera stuff Vince
doesnt think bears repeating.
You could put it like this: it had suddenly dawned on Vince that he was the
one who was responsible for his own education.
So together, we went to the school to get the health textbook. I read the
chapter. The material was goofy, and perhaps not what youd usually think of
as education, but it wasnt moronically written or sheer propaganda.
Personally, Id have taken the test.
But they werent giving me the test. They were giving it to Vince, who
seemed suddenly to have come across the courage to stand up for what he
believed.
And then the teacher explained to me why Vince had to take the test, aside
from the fact that hed get a zero: It is approved curriculum.
Or putting it another way: Its public education that standardized
information we hope to insert into everyones head simultaneously.
Stand up for what you believe? Teachers are required to teach the approved
curricula like a little chorus of playback devices. Their success is
measured by mechanical performance on standardized tests.
No large institution values independent thought, and public schools actively
despise and punish it; they demand and attempt to enforce and reward
mindless obedience. That, and not algebra, is what they are designed to
teach. That is their fundamental purpose, the real justification of their
existence.
And if you dont believe this to be true, notice that refusing to take a
test on the grounds that you object to the material is treated in exactly
the same way as acting out on the playground. The punishment (well call
your parents, send you to the principal, suspend you) is the same. For the
institution, the infraction is the same: disobedience. That Vinces refusal
was a principled intellectual objection is irrelevant to the institution,
because the institution had nothing to do with principles or with intellect.
What the public schools want from our children and for that matter from its
own teachers is just what the Soviet Union wanted from its citizens: a
continual enactment of the empty forms of obedience, continual
self-betrayal.
You can call that freedom and courage if you want, but that doesnt mean it
isnt slavery and cowardice.
Vince is going to take the test. The teacher will assign him a number his
grade. That number will not reflect the measurement of what Vince knows.
That was never the point.
That number represents one thing: obedience to the institution.
Crispin Sartwell is chairman of Humanities and Sciences at the Maryland
Institute College of Art. This article was originally published in the Los
Angeles Times. Reprinted by permission
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